An ABM site (ca.1960) is idiotically placed smack in the middle of the Black Hand tribe’s sacred peyote field in Outer Montana. Captain Jerry Hire (a Wire Officer) mistakenly has been placed in command and must deal with all of the following: a semi-hostile Indian tribe, a frustrated crew of airmen confined to the site, a horny secretary who decides to ‘cure’ a gay airman, an indifferent headquarters, and a Russian spy who aids an AWOL airman in Madam Millicent’s Stock Brokerage/Brothel. Hire’s problems are further compounded by his romance with Minnie Catamount, the Black Hand Princess. Following a wild and crazy party at the Great stone Teepee, Hire is pursued by hostile warriors contemplating the old staked-out-on-an-anthill routine. This wild, rollicking, bizarre comedy proceeds to a hilarious climax.